What's On your Mind ..???

                                                  What’s on your Mind..??

                                                        -          Ipo idha therinji ..wikipedia la enna..update-ah panna pora.?

The status messages used in this note are fictitious and any resemblance to any status message posted or deleted is purely coincidental.

                                                       -          Appidilam sathyama solamaaten :D

/*Aduthavan potu irukara status message ku meaning therinjikaamaa...namaku thookame veraadhu.. ...

adhu eppidi varum..?therinjikanum  la...*/

1. “ It’s Kinda Funny..How life can chage.. can flip 180 in a matter of days... “

/*Idhuku namma alunga comments:*/

               -   Why?what happened? Can i call you or Login to gtalk/yahoo messenger/skype...i want to talk to you..

                -  Dude, chill.. every girl does that, u can find  a new one.

                -  Am So soree L.. My Prayers!

/* Deiii, irunga da avana reply pana udunga ...adukule neengale declare panidadheenga....

Namma aalum somma solla koodathu.. venumne 4 naal kalichi.....*/

Reply :       Guyz, Chilax.. Those lines were quoted from my favourite song :D

 2. My friend,   Miss Y,  updated her status message as..        “ :-) “

/*Namma  Ponnunga, Saapdama 4 naal kooda irupaanga..       anaa Facebook la avanga close friends-oda profile-a paakamaa... 5 nimisham kooda irukave  mudiadhu J  Rendu Handsum odhurum..  iduku replies   gevini-nga..from her female friends.*/

- Post the pics i say!!!!!!!  ( eduku picsu...? inga enna Rajni padam poojaya nadakudhu )

-That’s a great news dii ..am so happy for you

                                                      ( innum enna matter ne theriadhu..adhukulla)

- vekkam varudhaa .. yar andha lucky guy?

                                                    ( Siricha, aduku ivlo artham irukaa? Enna koduma sir .. )

- Super di,  congrats to you and ur hubby.. Date epo soli irukaanga...

                     ( innum avaluku kalyanam kooda agala..adukulla divorce ku ready pannudhu pathiya idhu..)

-am so excited di ......flying high .. lets catch up over the weekend..love u..muah....

                   ( ore oor la dhana irukeenga.aduku eduku weekndu..? )

/*En di Maaaa... , “Vaanam”  padam mari ore nerathla 5 kadhai-a otreengale ungaluke idhu adukumaa?

          Oru smile ku pinnadi ivlo peria Autograph irukaa...?   */

/* Seri Pasanga en edum reply pana maaatranga? Pakalam vaanga.. */

/* Pasangaa....., Avan Avan girl friends, first time propose panave indha alavuku dan irukum reaction....indha smile ka perusa react pana poraainga...

Samandha patta Nabar, ‘Y’ reply panraanga.. gevneenga... */

Y replies....    “ You Naughty Gurls.Ponga diii.. I just saw Actor Surya in TV..”

/* Sobaa.... Avan Avan IIM la admission vangitu amaidhiyaa irukaan... suryava tv la pathutu alaparaya paaru*/

 3.My Newly Married  Friend Mrs.Z ‘s status message,  after her first ever cooking attempt.

“ I thought I will make Rice for my husband, but my instinct said “MAKE PONGAL instead”,

And my Sweet Hubby totally liked it and promised me to take to MAURITIUS...am so happpyyyyy J”

*Saadham vaikum podhu thanni alavu theriama vachu,  adha pongala aki eppidi ooora emathra paaru *

• Paavam andha pulla.. 5 naalaa.. implementation implementation nu client call la ukandhu iruku..aduku kita poi... idhu  PONGAL nu sonnalum onnum dhan CHINESE RICE PORRIDGE nu sonalum onnu dhaan..*
• Call la ivan pesra time la...avanta poi keta.. “MAURITIUS enna MAURITIUS”, ...unna MOON ke kootitu porenu dhan solluvan..       ( clients a kooda samalichiduvan.. veetla hmm...umm... )

Innum Naraya ippidi iruku...adulam adutha edition la varum......

Idha Padichitu.. “ What’s on your Mind” nu nan keka maateeen ... :D enaaa.. enna iruku nu enaku Nanna Theriyum Oii...

                                                              PART -2 TO BE CONTINUED..

How to Become a Good Photographer !!!??

DISCLAIMER: JUST FOR FUN, NO OFFENCE INTENDED

1. Whenever you see a catchy pic in your friend’s album, avoid the following questions

Nice pic, which cam are you using? Is it a SLR?which Model? (Cam Modela Sonna Matum, nee enna PC SreeRama va mara pora ? )

Nice Pic..Did u really click this or downloaded from Google? Is this a real pic? Is this a real place?

Which software do u use , which version? Original version or from torrent? ( ivlo questions kekra

nerathla neeyey 4 photo eduthu irukalam..theramaya madakrom nu nenapa?)

Oh SLR cam la eduthadhu nala dhan ivlo soopera irukaa? PHOTOSHOP huh ok ok.., Ooooh adan

ivolo soopera iruku photo ( onnum theriyalenaa, ippidi dhan manasa thethikanum)

2. Being very curious or proactive doesn’t help here. Silently click LIKE and watch the comments.

Automatically you will get answer to your above questions!!!!

You may ask how is that possible? ( unna vida extra enthu podravan ethana per irukan FB la,

avan kepaan...nee silenta iru...)

Record the comments that your friend gets from other photographers. Undoubtedly he will

get comments like wow, good composition! Sema orientation! Super selective colouring, Try

with a different ISO, Increase the shutter speed, Reduce the Aperture, Good HDR, Try a tone

mapped pic instead of HDR, use a filter, polarizer, nice perspective, good metering, use center

weighted average next time, good multiexposure shot , so on and so forth. .

After reading the comments, your reaction would be, (“Dei Ennangada Pesikreeenga? But

don’t give up. Ipo, “Client Requirements ...padikum podhu”, puriamalaye Purinja mari oru

reaction kodupa ila... andha reactiona inga kudu...)

3. Take a day off from work and google all the new photography terms you come across in the

comments. You can ask me, why on a weekday and not weekend?

( Nanga Usharla... weekend la panna...., kooda irukara room mate avan laptop screen pakradha

ututtu as usual namma laptop a pathu irupaan.ippidi pala prechana iruku..so solradha seii..)

4. Once you find out the explanation for each term, you will be like.. ( ufffff..this is no big deal..all

simple stuff) Yes.. They are simple!

5. Now, you are all set to comment the next photograph and wait till your friend uploads. This

is a very important phase, don’t be over enthusiastic by asking all the details that you want in

one single comment. If you do so, your friend will easily find out that you are a pucca ‘COMEDY

PIECE’.

6. Be the first person to comment and Starting asking questions one by one, like.. “Great going

dude.. This is a tricky shot”, (though you find it simple)...and what is the ISO? Or shutter speed

and wait..

Your other aspiring shutter buggers will continue with their turn of questions (Is it a HDR or

tone mapped? Prolong the exposure, good light trails)

From the turn of questions, your friend might give a reaction like ( Dei enaku therinja

Sollamatena?)

7. If you feel you are no Novice, then simply ask... ( Dude, can you send me the EXIF Data/Original

pic) This approach is Simple but powerful. Your friend will get bowled over and might reply

(Dood, Are you into photography? And then... he will ask you, which cam do you own? U have a

prime lens or kit lens..? ( Make use of Google every time before you reply)

8. Your confidence level should be little higher by now. Master other terms like ( f value, telezoom,

macro lens, fish eye lens, time lapse, star trail, etc...) All you have to do next is to click a pic and

post)

9. By this time, you will come to know the cam-models, your friends own and buy a cam for

yourself that fits your budget. Start bugging your buddies to come out for a photoshoot and

plan some shoots. Also join corresponding groups in Meetup, FB and flickr and so on...( Yes.. you

are now a photographer in the making... Evlo scene Poda Mudiyumo Podu...)

10. You should always, keep clicking pics nonstop when you are in a photoshoot. Most of the

photographers will be concentrating on one subject. I know you will not have enough space to

focus and click. So Just click a pic, of the photographers clicking that single subject and name it

Candid photography (Man, you have got an Eye for Candid photography now...)

11. Click pics of people who are tired and taking a break. Take a close up, which you can later turn

into Black and white and add it to your Portraits Album

(You are now a people photographer :D Ehahahhahaha)

12. If you feel like taking a break, jus rest your arms with the camera on and... One main thing,

(never stop clicking pics) you will get super duper pics from the angle you hold the cam! :D (

High chances of you to photograph a coconut tree which might resemble Leaning Tower of Pisa

from the angle you hold - Don’t delete that pic- call it Perspective) :D EEEEEEEEEEE.

13. By doing all these, I know you will have to LOL. Hold on a sec...You can still laugh your lungs

out without spoiling the show... Just lie down and turn your ROFL mode ON and keep clicking.

You will get lotta pics with different angles and subjects. ( Now, You are not only a true

photographer but also a DEDICATED shutter Bug)

14. Open your photograph in any popular photo editing software and just play around with the

tools and options for 5-10 minutes. Yes your pic is now edited and ready to be uploaded in

Flickr/FB.

15. Add Watermark, Copyrights and a Border.. Tadaaaaaaaah .. You are now a photographer

Oorukulla, neeyum oru photographera form aiduva..aporam adha appdiye maintain paniko.

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